DJSchwagg

June 25, 2008

Good Day

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June 6, 2008

Pack yer chit kids we’re going to Disneyworld…. kinda

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Visit Disney World in your underwear without getting arrested | Webware : Cool Web apps for everyone

Too cheap to take your kids on a vacation to Orlando to see Disney World? Now you can just load up Google Earth instead.

This morning, users of the software mapping tool will find a brand new layer that features an experience Bruce Polderman, Google Earth’s product manager, says “pushed the user experience of both 3D models and KML to new heights.” The layer has the entire theme park modeled in 3D, right down to some of the tiniest details like trees, food carts, and even park maps the size of a stop sign.

How long did it take to perfect this one?

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June 1, 2008

Need I say more?!

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Christmas in June

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May 9, 2008

Happy Mothers Day…if it applies.

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April 13, 2008

Won’t You Be…Please Won’t You Be…

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Password Envy

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April 9, 2008

Own a home in California? Tax Break secret Arnold won’t tell you about.

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First, find your state or locality’s assessor’s Web site to get specific instructions. Look for the application or instructions for the procedure to challenge your assessment. If you can’t find the site easily on your own, drop by Assessor.com to find a link to your state assessor’s Web site. See the site.

Just in case you’re expecting an argument, get some objective proof that your home declined in value. If you’ve recently refinanced, your lender insisted on an appraisal. That would help. Some homeowners with long-term equity lines have just gotten letters from their lenders cutting the amount of the equity line. One homeowner in Dana Point, Calif., was just notified by Washington Mutual that his home equity line was cut from $225,000 to $72,500.

If you have know a local real estate agent, you can ask for a printout of comparable home sales for you.

In a market like this, you probably won’t have to fight much. Your assessor already knows the values have declined. The question is, will you agree with the amount of the decline proposed by your assessor.?

If you don’t, there is always an appeals process. The whole process of revaluation can take months — or years, depending on the volume of applications. In the meantime, property tax payments are coming due. What should you do? Pay the taxes, then challenge.

When you file your request for revaluation, ask the assessor to look back for as many years as you think the market has been declining in your area. And file a claim for refund, or overpayment, for the excess property taxes you paid in the past.

The Los Angeles County application, for example, includes a box to check asking the Los Angeles County Assessor’s office to treat it as a claim for refund as well. Perhaps your assessor’s office has similar foresight. And, like Los Angeles, it may also have an in-house advocate or ombudsman to help you.

Eva Rosenberg is the founder of TaxMama.com and an enrolled agent licensed to represent taxpayers before the IRS. She is the author of the new e-book, “The 100% Home-Based Business Tax Solution.” Reach her at taxwatch@gmail.com. End of Story

Q. When can I appeal my assessed value?

A. Under State law, if the current market value of your property (using recent comparable sales) falls below the assessed or taxable value as shown on your tax bill, the Assessor’s Office is required to lower the assessment. This type of property tax relief generally applies to recently purchased property. Appeals may be filed between July 2 and November 30 for the annual roll. For supplemental events, or escaped assessments, the appeal must be filed within 60 day of the mailing date of the notice. Appeal forms can be obtained and must be filed with the Clerk of the Board. For more information, call 925-335-1901.

 Yer welcome.

March 26, 2008

Dear IT Support

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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Kebab 6.1. Late Night Kebab 6.1 is a very bad program that will create FartingLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongue Kisses 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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